Parhaimmat & hauskimmat vittuilut elokuvissa

Vähän huumoria kehiin. Aloitan omilla suosikeilla.

Harlem Nights Eddie Murphy-Quick laittaa melkoisen putken solvauksia.



The Last Boy Scout Bruce Willis-Joe Hallenbeck vittuilu hyvin hallussa



The Longest Yard Burt Reynolds-Paul Crewe baarissa hauskat solvaukset poliiseille.

Dennis Hopper ja True Romance

ja quotseja http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108399/quotes

Ei-niin-yllättäen ensimmäisenä mieleen tulee Monty Python and the Holy Grail:in ranskalainen sotilas (John Cleese): "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Gutzmanin ja Duttonin toisilleen vittuilut Q & A:ssa

Byrnen vittuilut kyttiksellä Usual Suspectsissa

Falling Downissa on aika paljon hyvää vittuilua.

Esim. paskamaisen kauppiaan vittuilut homoille ja naispoliisille sekä D-Fensin vittuilu sydäriä saavalle golffaajalle.

Out for justice, Seagal baarissa.

"Richie ain't here. You know why richie ain't here? Cos' richie is a chickenshit pussy fucking asshole!" etc.

Paul Newman ja Lamari.

"You know, you're son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon or he'll wind up with a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson."



Alec Baldwin ja Myyntitykit. Koko rooli. Esim.

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you. That's my name. You know why mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."



Bad Santa ja kaapio.

"You got some lip on you midget."

"Yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while. Asshole!"

Last Boy Scout myös kohtauksessa, jossa Willis kertoilee surffaus ja jauhojuttuja kujalla. Ei varsinaisesti hyvää vittuilua, mutta hauskaa vittuilua. Pulp Fictionista löytyy asiallista pikkuvittuilua. Ja Hopper True Romancessa kannattaa mainita toisenkin kerran.

Spaddu ( 4.11.2005 00:07)

Alec Baldwin ja Myyntitykit. Koko rooli. Esim.

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you. That's my name. You know why mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."

Joo, minullekin tuli mieleen Alec Baldwinin n. kymmenenminuuttinen elokuvan alussa.

"Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! "

John Lithgow ehdonalaiskuulustelussaan Richochetissa:

Nick Styles: The parole board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.

Earl Talbot Blake: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!

...

Parole Board Official: Mr. Blake, after your release, what would be the first thing you do?

Blake: Well, sir, I guess first I would visit your house.

Parole Board Official: To thank me, I suppose.

Blake: No. To fuck your wife, and your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog

Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?

Ford Fairlane: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.



Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."

Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...

Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?

Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.



Amiable Tourist: Can you give us directions to Mann's Chinese Theatre?

Ford Fairlane: Hey. Go back to Michigan.

Amiable Tourist: We're from Wisconsin.

Ford Fairlane: Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Now fuck off.

Clintiltä simppelin tyylikäs kuittaus kytälle Heartbreak Ridgessä:

Cop: "I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes. "

Highway: "Too bad. Your old lady does."

Tää ei nyt varsinaisesti oo mikään vittuileminen vaan lähinnä avautuminen, mutta yksi mun suosikeista on Steve Martin Plains, Trains & Automobilesissa autovuokrausfirman kassalla:

"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! "